I want cake. Not a whole one but cake, nonetheless. The only thing I can think of that requires minimal effort are fairy cakes. I cleared out S's clothes today. Except for a few. Now I have a headache. It's been over a year and I'm in what some of us call life 2.0 There … Continue reading Fairy Cakes.
Hello. Did you miss me? I very much doubt it, but still, I am back with another super exciting recipe for you all to think you will try out at some point when you see the last picture, but most probably forget all about by the next day, because, well who cares? I have decided … Continue reading Brown Sugar pound cake or something
Open cupboard. Stare at contents. Sigh Eat cold rice pudding straight from tin. Food groups - calcium, carbohydrate. Sugar. Good for apathy and self loathing. Sausage sandwich. Fibre and protein rich. Not much else going for it. Just like you at the moment. Bread (Gluten free if you son't want to be shitting through … Continue reading Piss poor snacking because apparently we need to eat.
Hi, sorry I haven't done anything for a while. I have been too busy having an actual life. Lucky old me. Plus it has been hotter than a snakes ass here. I don't know why snakes asses are hot, maybe they eat spicy food. Also I have verbal diarrhea, so don't mind me. I had … Continue reading Another fucked up Jam Recipe.
Alright? Hows your week been? I've actually had a whole week where I have been ok and not sad! Go me! This does not mean I am cured now as much as I wish it was. I am slightly freaking out over the future as I do not know what it holds and endlessly filling … Continue reading Whatever you want Pie (Cherry in this case)
Keen to embrace summer I decided to go for a summer recipe. What could be more summery than Strawberry Jam! Its the start of strawberry season after all and so I decided to drag my fat arse off the sofa and get outside and do that fresh air is healthy for you crap and go strawberry … Continue reading Strawberry Diabetes (jam).
Helloooo bitches! Hows the weekend going? I was going to be all seasonal and shit and do a blog about Strawberry jam, but its raining, so fuck that. I hadn't planned to do cookies, but I was hungry and I am shit at shopping on account of working and being tired due to my boyfriend … Continue reading Cinnamon, Raisin and Oatmeal Cookies
Evening. Well it is here. Fuck knows what time it is where you are. but Hi. How are you? goodo. I havent done anything for a while on account of being a) busy away in places b) lazy when I'm home and c) a little bit mental because I keep forgetting to take my meds. … Continue reading Chocolate Gobi Desert Cake
Evening all. I trust you have all had a relatively shit free week. I sort of have, except my body hates me. (the opposite of most people who hate their bodies I guess) and decided what I really needed was a nice infection. Because screw me. I had a day off work and spent it … Continue reading Motivational A.F.
I appear to get rather bored on a weekend and end up baking to fill the time. This week whilst perusing the finest quality home and food wares in Poundland, I purchased some dessicated coconut. Because that is how exciting my life is now. Then I went to a supermarket and was chatting to a … Continue reading Cherry and coconut loaf.