Which, clearly, I am not. Yes it's that wonderful time of year, the onset of seasonal affective disorder, various viruses, chillblains and woop-de-doo, the widowed persons favourite, Christmas. Yay. There's nothing I love more now that I'm on a reduced income and alone, than to spend money, whilst being reminded on social media that Christmas … Continue reading Lazyass-let’s pretend we are in the Christmas spirit-Cake.
Hi. How is everyone? Seriously, feel free to leave a message if you want to. This week is a "Craft" blog sort of. For those of us who are bereaved, as much as you might not want to engage with society, sometimes it is nice to do something sort of seasonal, so you can pretend … Continue reading Pumpkins.
I want cake. Not a whole one but cake, nonetheless. The only thing I can think of that requires minimal effort are fairy cakes. I cleared out S's clothes today. Except for a few. Now I have a headache. It's been over a year and I'm in what some of us call life 2.0 There … Continue reading Fairy Cakes.
Hello. Did you miss me? I very much doubt it, but still, I am back with another super exciting recipe for you all to think you will try out at some point when you see the last picture, but most probably forget all about by the next day, because, well who cares? I have decided … Continue reading Brown Sugar pound cake or something
Open cupboard. Stare at contents. Sigh Eat cold rice pudding straight from tin. Food groups - calcium, carbohydrate. Sugar. Good for apathy and self loathing. Sausage sandwich. Fibre and protein rich. Not much else going for it. Just like you at the moment. Bread (Gluten free if you son't want to be shitting through … Continue reading Piss poor snacking because apparently we need to eat.
Hi, sorry I haven't done anything for a while. I have been too busy having an actual life. Lucky old me. Plus it has been hotter than a snakes ass here. I don't know why snakes asses are hot, maybe they eat spicy food. Also I have verbal diarrhea, so don't mind me. I had … Continue reading Another fucked up Jam Recipe.
Alright? Hows your week been? I've actually had a whole week where I have been ok and not sad! Go me! This does not mean I am cured now as much as I wish it was. I am slightly freaking out over the future as I do not know what it holds and endlessly filling … Continue reading Whatever you want Pie (Cherry in this case)
Keen to embrace summer I decided to go for a summer recipe. What could be more summery than Strawberry Jam! Its the start of strawberry season after all and so I decided to drag my fat arse off the sofa and get outside and do that fresh air is healthy for you crap and go strawberry … Continue reading Strawberry Diabetes (jam).
Helloooo bitches! Hows the weekend going? I was going to be all seasonal and shit and do a blog about Strawberry jam, but its raining, so fuck that. I hadn't planned to do cookies, but I was hungry and I am shit at shopping on account of working and being tired due to my boyfriend … Continue reading Cinnamon, Raisin and Oatmeal Cookies
Evening. Well it is here. Fuck knows what time it is where you are. but Hi. How are you? goodo. I havent done anything for a while on account of being a) busy away in places b) lazy when I'm home and c) a little bit mental because I keep forgetting to take my meds. … Continue reading Chocolate Gobi Desert Cake