Keen to embrace summer I decided to go for a summer recipe. What could be more summery than Strawberry Jam! Its the start of strawberry season after all and so I decided to drag my fat arse off the sofa and get outside and do that fresh air is healthy for you crap and go strawberry … Continue reading Strawberry Diabetes (jam).
Helloooo bitches! Hows the weekend going? I was going to be all seasonal and shit and do a blog about Strawberry jam, but its raining, so fuck that. I hadn't planned to do cookies, but I was hungry and I am shit at shopping on account of working and being tired due to my boyfriend … Continue reading Cinnamon, Raisin and Oatmeal Cookies
Evening. Well it is here. Fuck knows what time it is where you are. but Hi. How are you? goodo. I havent done anything for a while on account of being a) busy away in places b) lazy when I'm home and c) a little bit mental because I keep forgetting to take my meds. … Continue reading Chocolate Gobi Desert Cake
Evening all. I trust you have all had a relatively shit free week. I sort of have, except my body hates me. (the opposite of most people who hate their bodies I guess) and decided what I really needed was a nice infection. Because screw me. I had a day off work and spent it … Continue reading Motivational A.F.
I appear to get rather bored on a weekend and end up baking to fill the time. This week whilst perusing the finest quality home and food wares in Poundland, I purchased some dessicated coconut. Because that is how exciting my life is now. Then I went to a supermarket and was chatting to a … Continue reading Cherry and coconut loaf.
Evening. I like cooking and I have no taste. Plus I'm in a mood and need occupy myself and cook something using iffits (if it's in my cupboards it's being used) I have 3 eggs, a shit ton of cheese and half a sad stem of broccoli, mushrooms and tomatoes. Well, what's more 1970s than … Continue reading 70s inspired quiche abomination
As if the bank holiday didn't drag enough, here's another shitey weekend to remind you of the fact you don't have that person around to share it with anymore. Fan-fucking-tastic. I managed to actually have a lie in on Saturday, but only because I was deluding myself by staying awake till gone 2 on Friday, … Continue reading Weekends are shitey
If you want to make these fuckers make sure you set aside 2 or 3 days apparently. I had a great weekend last weekend visiting an immobile widower friend and forcing him to eat cake and fruit. I needed a bit of a break and he was stuck in his house with no means of … Continue reading Amazeballs (aka jam doughnuts)
"Thanks for doing all my pigs, I couldn't believe it, so I've been a bit cheeky and left me bulls in the hallway for you." ".......hello!, no problem!" Yes my landlord has huge brass bulls and in a slightly manic conversation yesterday, during which at one point his wife looked at me and asked "Oh … Continue reading I polished my landlords bulls and got a creamy dessert out of it. Aka bread and butter pudding with apple.
A quick blog just before I forget what the hell I made the sauce with! Ok slam 14 oz (400 grams) of sugar in a pan and whack on medium heat. It said granulated in the recipe but I didnt have any so I used golden caster sugar. Keep stirring. For ages. And ages. Eventually … Continue reading Salted caramel sauce